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 New Main Card - Trump vs Fauci

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Just when you thought the 'less than entertaining presidential election' was heading down a boring final stretch, The Donald comes up with a twist reminiscent of his WWE wrestling days - when you cannot beat the guy in the ring, take on someone in the audience, preferably an older-than-Biden guy who cannot defend himself.  That man is Dr. Anthony Fauci, who sort of works for the POTUS.

We are absolutely certain that The Donald will soundly defeat Dr. Fauci at the polls on November 3rd.  It will not even be close, and The Donald will be able to declare a HUGE victory, one even greater that Richard 'Tricky Dick' Nixon's landslide over Senator George McGovern.  HUGE!

Of course, you are probably thinking that Joe Biden might out-poll both The Donald and the Doctor on November 3rd.  True, but does that really matter?  Joe is a good guy, but good guys finish last, right?  The Democrats were desperate to displace The Donald, picking the only older and whiter candidate in the field, then raising a billion dollars to carry him past the oldest POTUS ever elected.  Well, Dr. Fauci is older than either The Donald or old Joe.  Not sure about the whiter part, but he is definitely more Hillary-size.

On our Election Entertainment scale, this rates about a 3.2 out of ten, very disappointing largely due to no blood spilling, which could have pushed it over 5.0.  However, it has been one of those years, where pandemic and economic collapse have taken the fun out of almost everything.  

We are hoping that Thursday's final match-up with be a mud wrestling contest.  The Donald would be heavily favored, literally.

#electionentertainment

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