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 Kanye Decrees Run This Town . Yes, there is still a presidential races continuing, but who cares?  Kanye has something to say.  Having received about 0.04% of the presidential election vote, he has decided to wait until 2024 to rule the world.  His concession speech was classic KW, "WELP," which is a weeping help. Both the Trump and Biden camps are relieved.  Not sure about Kim. Given the closeness of the current vote count, Kanye's 60,000 votes might have made a difference if all came from Nevada or Georgia, but no.  His biggest total, 10,000 was from a state that Trump easily won (see link above). #electionentertainment

 Always Entertaining   Last night, Joe Biden gave his acceptance speech for the Democratic Party nomination.  It was a heartfelt teleprompter plea much like Ronald Reagan's.  However, it did not come close to Kanye's screaming and crying, see above, with no teleprompter in sight.  To top it off, Kanye brought Kristen Dunst into his campaign without asking, much like his Grammy intrusion during Taylor Swift's award.  Kanye knows it is better to ask forgiveness than permission, but he will have to do one better than The Donald, who asks for neither. #electionentertainment

Kanye's Campaign Reigned In Kim Steps Up In what may become one of the shortest presidential campaigns, Kanye's bid may have been trumped by his wife, Kim (see article above).  Kanye may be a musical genius, but his wife is clearly the brains of the family.  His public apologies may be prelude to the ending of his run for the White House.  This is bad news for Election Entertainment, as he was definitely the #1 favorite to entertain.  After all, he is an entertainer. Some readers have questioned such tabloid content in this politically focused journal.  Our answer to such criticism is to look and yawn at who else is running. #electionentertainment

The Next Level Kanye West Breaks Down, Makes Dubious Claim About Harriet Tubman at South Carolina Rally  Now it is on the public record, Kanye has signed up for the presidential election and has a brain too big for his head (see article above).  His recent performance will dazzle everyone who has not been able to get drugs from their dealer and/or doctor due to the pandemic. Kanye is incredibly funny, but not in an Eddie Murphy, Lucille Ball, Red Skeleton, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, or Sara Silverman way.  More like a weird Rosanne Barr/Jim Carrey (think: 'The Mask')/Wanda Sykes/Jim&Tammy Bakker hybrid on acid and roofies way. The Donald can't touch this.  I expect Kanye's media exposure to eclipse The Donald by September.  Unfortunately, Kanye will not make it onto every state's election ballot.  Strangely, he may only get on battleground states.  Funny how that works. #electionentertainment

We Love to Swing - Wildly Kanye Best Click for Article Kanye West may be a perfect fit to replace The Donald.  Henry Louis Mencken, a well known satirist of the early 20th century, once said, "As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people.  On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." In other words, America's leader will be the perfect personification of its voters. Today, the country is as polarized as ever.  Unlike the past, its technology plunges America's polar opposites together like the force used to trigger the critical mass of nuclear power needed to set off the atom bomb.  Everyone is mesmerized by a nuke, even those who get fried by it. Kanye can be America's societal nuke, as he brings together both extremes in such captivating ways.  The Donald has only a very limited payload, w...

Show's On! https://deadline.com/2020/07/kanye-west-presidential-bid-july-4th-donald-trump-elon-musk-joe-biden-kim-kardashian-1202977608/ Some of you might have thought Election Entertainment had gone pandemic dark, and you were right.  This election year has been the most boring since 1789, when George Washington ran unopposed, and the electorate did not vote.  Throw a wet blanket pandemic over it, and some are speculating there will be no election - until now.  Kanye West, better known as Kim Kardashian's hubby, has thrown his hat into the ring AND released a new album - a twofer! The Donald is a great performer - a unique combination of Mr. Burns and Crusty the Clown.  However, he is no match for Kanye, who can usurp a presidential debate as easily as he can upstage Taylor Swift at the Grammy Awards. Election Entertainment BEGS you to sign Kayne's petition to run as an independent.  It does not matter who you plan to vote for or not vote at all.  America ...