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Boring Democratic Primaries



What if you invited the Press to come to a primary election and nobody showed up?

Between the coronavirus and the Wall Street meltdown, there is no room left on the thousand cable channels or infinite Internet for the Biden/Bernie race.  Their poor ratings are likely due to the fact that former Vice President Biden appears to be running away with the nomination.  This is like the Super Bowl XXIV in 1990, when the San Francisco 49'ers defeated the Denver Broncos 55-10.  When the fourth quarter began, the 49'ers were ahead 41-10, and there was no point watching the rest of the game.  Speaking of blowouts . . .

All eyes are on the global disaster resulting from something that is too small to see.   President Trump has finally met something he cannot insult away; nothing has less shame than disease.  His stock market bubble has burst, and unemployment may be heading to Great Depression level highs by November 3rd.

If this disaster plays out, then Joe just needs to bide his time, look presidential, and avoid saying anything beyond the teleprompter.  Is there anything less entertaining?  As for the incumbent, a.k.a., The Donald, unless he declares martial law and cancels the election, his ratings will fall off the chart before November.

No #electionentertainment here.

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