Fake It Forever
Some paranoid people have feared The Donald becoming POTUSFL (President Of The United States For Life). Well, as The Donald once said, "If you are going to think, think BIG." Why not POTUSF (President Of The United States Forever)? Other than the fact that neither POTUSFL nor POTUSF make a very pronounceable acronyms, the concept of president for life (a.k.a., king, emperor, chairman, premier, god, 'who's your daddy') has been around for a long time and often used. A very contemporary 'who's your daddy' version is Vladimir Putin's hopping between president and prime minister while having the laws changed, moving power to follow him. China's Xi Jinping has a similar thing going on, coronavirus notwithstanding.
Of course, The Donald would not want to merely follow the example of other leaders-for-life. Besides, at 73, 'for life' would definitely not be long enough. Therefore, he may, as a great artist, steal the idea from Whitney (see above) who stole from Tupac (see below) and be president 'forever-and-ever' stealing from Herman's Hermits. La la la
This is not BIG; it is HUGE. This offers The Donald the power to be everywhere, always, and look amazing at the same time. Instead of a 73-year-old version, he could be 21 again with the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger (at age 21). It sounds cRaZY, but what about this POTUS has reminded you of the status quo?
As entertaining and far-fetched as POTUSF might seem, it will eventually happen in some, more sophisticated form. The electorate's need for entertainment makes that certain.
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