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Party Girl

 Carportbagger Lauren switches rather than fights Voted Best Congressperson to Spend a Drive-in Movie Night in the Backseat of your Buick , Representative Boebert is moving to stand a better chance of getting elected (not actually re-elected) into the House of Representatives.  Lauren, who just turned 37, may be living proof of why ancient baby boomers are still winning elections.  However, she keeps trying in her own very entertaining way, earning the title, ' Five Feet of Spunk .'  If she can keep it up, she may become POTUS once The Donald and Sleepy Joe die of old age.

Party Line

  Selective Memories Nikki speaks to her base . Perhaps the most pragmatic and sensible of the Republican presidential candidates, Nikki Haley still instinctively dodges MAGA-sensitive issues, this one being slavery.  Her lapse might have been due to her South Carolina schooling, where some still believe the South won the Civil War.  She woke when her rivals started ridiculing her for being such a media patsy.  In a correction, she referred to slavery as "a stain on America," which was mighty white of her.   Fortunately for Nikki, there are no more debates.  It is a shame, too, since it would have made for great election entertainment.